You might live in Indiana if......

* If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through
May, you may live in Indiana.

* If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and
they don't work there, you may live in Indiana.

* If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may
live in Indiana.

* If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Indiana.

* If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Muncie for the
weekend, you may live in Indiana.

* If you measure distance in hours, you may live I n Indiana.

* If you know several people who have hit a deer more than
once, you may live in Indiana.

* If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the
same day and back again, you may live in Indiana.

* If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana.

* If you install security lights on your house and garage, but
leave both unlocked, you may live in Indiana.

* If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to
use them, you may live in Indiana.

* If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit, you may live in Indiana.

* If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going
80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana.

* If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow, you may live in Indiana.

* If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction, you may live in Indiana.

* If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you
may live in Indiana.

* If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in
Indiana.

(I am editing some Harlan videos that hopefully are going to up soon, but here is something to brighten your day for now)